Оливия, Мария и Мальволио на сцене.

SCENE 1

ORSINO

If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die.

Enough; no more: 'tis not so sweet now as it was before. O spirit of love! how quick and fresh are you, that, notwithstanding thy capacity receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, of what validity and pitch soe'er, but falls into abatement and low price, even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy that it alone is high

fantastical.

CURIOWill you go hunt, my lord?

ORSINO What, Curio?

CURIO The hart.

ORSINO Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:O, when my eyes did see Olivia first, it seemed to me she purged the air of pEstilence! That instant was I turned into a hart; and my desires ever since pursue me.

Заходит Валентина:

ORSINO How now! what news from her?

VALENTINE So please my lord, I might not be admitted.

ORSINOWell,well…and where is Cesario?

VIOLA On your attendance, my lord; here.

ORSINO Stand you a while aloof, Cesario, my friend, I have unclasped to you the book of my secret soul: therefore I want you to address your gait unto Olivia; be not denied access, stand at her doors, and tell them, there your fixed foot shall grow till you have audience.

VIOLA Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then?

ORSINO O, then unfold the passion of my love, surprise her with discourse of my dear faith.

VIOLA I'll do my best to woo your lady:

SCENE 2

Оливия, Мария и Мальволио на сцене.

MARIA Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman much desires to speak with you.

OLIVIA From the Count Orsino, is it?

MARIA I know not, madam: it is a fair young man, and well attended.

OLIVIA Who of my people hold him in delay?

MARIA Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman.

OLIVIA Fetch him off, I pray you; he speaks nothing but madman: fie on him! Go you, Malvolio: if it be a suit from the count, I am sick, or not at home; what you will, to dismiss it.

Входит Сэр Тоби, пьяный, шатаясь, подходит к Оливии.

OLIVIA By mine honour, half drunk. What is he at the gate, cousin?

SIR TOBY A gentleman.

OLIVIA A gentleman! what gentleman?

SIR TOBY IT is a gentle man here— a plague of these pickle-herring (означает: лохушка J)!

MALVOLIO Madam, this young fellow swears he will speak with you. I told him you were sick; he takes on him to understand so much, and therefore comes to speak with you. I told him you were asleep; he seems to have a foreknowledge of that too, and therefore comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him, lady? he's fortified against any denial.

OLIVIA What kind o' man is he?

MALVOLIO Why, of mankind.

OLIVIA What manner of man?

MALVOLIO Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will you or no.

OLIVIA Let him approach: call in my gentlewoman.

MALVOLIO Gentlewoman, my lady calls.

OLIVIA Give me my veil. We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.

VIOLA The honourable lady of the house, which is she?

OLIVIA If I do not usurp myself, I am. I heard you were saucy at my gates, and allowed your approach rather to wonder at you than to hear you. If you be not mad, be gone; if you have reason, be brief. So speak your office.

VIOLA It alone concerns your ear. My words are as full of peace as matter.

OLIVIA Give us the place alone: we will hear this

divinity.

Мария уходит вместе с Мальволио со сцены.

OLIVIA Now, sir, what is your text?

VIOLA Most sweet lady,--

OLIVIA A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?

VIOLA In Orsino's bosom.

OLIVIA In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?

VIOLA To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.

OLIVIA O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?

VIOLA I see you what you are, you are too proud; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you

OLIVIA How does he love me?

VIOLA With adorations, fertile tears, with groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.

OLIVIA Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him: he might have took his answer long ago.

VIOLA If I did love you in my master's flame, with such a suffering, such a deadly life, in your denial I would find no sense; I would not understand it.

OLIVIA Why, what would you?

VIOLA Make me a willow cabin at your gate, and callupon my soul within the house; write loyal cantons of contemned love and sing them loud even in the dead of night; halloo your name to the reverberate hills and make the babbling gossip of the air cry out 'Olivia!'

OLIVIA You might do much. What is your parentage?

VIOLA Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a

gentleman.

OLIVIA Get you to your lord; I cannot love him: let him send no more;(делает паузу, украдчиво смотрит на Виолу), unless, perchance, you come to me again, to tell me how he takes it.

VIOLA Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; and let your fervor like my master's, be placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.

Виола уходит со сцены быстро, даже в гневе !

Оливия снимает с себя кольцо и зовет Мальволио.

OLIVIA Let it be. What ho, Malvolio!

MALVOLIO Here, madam, at your service.

OLIVIA Run after that same peevish messenger, the county's man: he left this ring. Desire him not to flatter with his lord, I am not for him: if that the youth will come this way tomorrow, I'll give him reasons for it: hurry up.

MALVOLIO Madam, I will.

Мальволио уматывается первым, Оливия за ним.

SCENE 3

MALVOLIO Is this you who have just been to the Countess Olivia?

VIOLA Me,ser..

MALVOLIO She returns this ring to you, sir. Receive it.

VIOLA This is not mine

MALVOLIO Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is, it should be so returned: if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye (бросает кольцо на пол и указывает на него); if not, be it his that finds it.

Мальволио уходит.

VIOLA I left no ring with her: what means this lady?She made good view of me; indeed, so much, that sure it seems to me that her eyes had lost her tongue, for she did speak in starts distractedly.

She loves me, sure. if it be so, as 'tis, poor lady, she were better love a dream.

She thinks I’m a man, but I’m a woman!

O time! you must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me to untie!

SCENE 4 (ПРО ПИСЬМО МАЛЬВОЛИО)

FESTE O mistress mine, where are you roaming?

O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,

That can sing both high and low:

Trip no further, pretty sweeting;

Journeys end in lovers meeting,

Every wise man's son doth know.

SIR ANDREW Excellent good.

SIR TOBY Good, good.

SIR ANDREW A magnisicent voice.

SIR TOBY A contagious breath.

SIR ANDREW Very sweet and contagious.But shall we make the welkin dance indeed? shall we rouse the night? shall we do that?

SIR ANDREW An you love me, let's do't: I am dog at a catch.

FESTE By our lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well.

SIR ANDREW Most certain. Let our catch be, you knave.

Начинается веселье, музыка, пьяные выкрики среди ночи. Вбегает Мария в шоке:

MARIA What a caterwauling do you keep here! If my lady have not called up her steward Malvolio and bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me.

SIR TOBY My lady's a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio’s a Peg-a-Ramsey.

Под музыку сэр Тоби берет Марию за талию и начинает кружить в танце, желательно пьяном =)

FESTE Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling.

MARIA For the love of God, peace!

Входит Мальволио с надменным видом. Все по-тихоньку перестают танцевать, кроме сэра Эндрю, который еще не въехал, продолжает танцевать, пока тоже не замечает Мальволио.

MALVOLIO My masters, are you mad? or what are you? Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night? Is there no respect in you?

SIR TOBY We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up!

MALVOLIO Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that, though she harbours you as her kinsman, she's nothing allied to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your faults, you are welcome to the house; if not, she is very willing to bid you farewell.

SIR TOBY (насмешливо)Farewell, dear heart.

MARIA Nay, good Sir Toby.

FESTE His eyes do show his days are almost done.

MALVOLIO Is’t even so?

SIR TOBY But I will never die.

FESTE Sir Toby, there you lie.

MALVOLIO This is much credit to you.

SIR TOBY Shall I bid him go?

FESTE What an if you do?

SIR TOBY Shall I bid him go, and spare not?

FESTE O no, no, no, no, you dare not.

SIR TOBY Go, sir, rub your chain with crumbs. A stoup of wine, Maria!

MALVOLIO Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady's favour at any thing more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil rule: she shall know of it, by this hand.

Мальволио уходит, но до него долетают слова Марии:

MARIA Go shake your ears.

и он немного оборачивается и потом уходит совсем. Сэр Тоби обнимает Марию и смеется.

SIR ANDREW It’s a good deal to make a fool of him!

MARIA I know how to do it.

SIR TOBY Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him.

MARIA Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of puritan.

SIR ANDREW O, if I thought that I would beat him like a dog!

SIR TOBY What, for being a puritan?

MARIA The devil a puritan that he is, an affectioned ass, he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his grounds of faith that all that look on him love him; and that vice wil help us play a trick on him.

SIR TOBY What will you do?

MARIA I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love; where he shall find himself most feelingly personated. I can write very like my lady your niece.

SIR TOBY Excellent! I smell a device.

SIR ANDREW O, it will be admirable!

MARIA For this night, to bed,and dream on the event. Farewell.

Мария уходит со сцены.

SIR TOBY Good night, dear.

SIR ANDREW Before me, she’s a good wench.

SIR TOBY She’s a beagle, true-bred, and one that adores me.

SIR ANDREW I was adored once too…(сэр Эндрю задумывается. Тоби берет его за рукав и выводит со сцены).

СЛОВА АВТОРА (пока в одном доме веселье, в другом – неугасающая страсть борется с горечью потери. Орсино пытается удержать любовь Оливии, посылая Цезарио к ней)

SCENE 4 (ГОЛУБАЯ ЛУНА)

DUKE ORSINO Once more, Cesario, go to her, tell her, my love is more noble than the world. It is that miracle and queen of gems that nature pranks her in attracts my soul.

VIOLA But if she cannot love you, sir?

DUKE ORSINO I cannot be so answered.

VIOLA Sooth, but you must. Imagne that some lady, as perhaps there is, has for your love a great a pang of heart as you have for Olivia: you cannot love her; you tell her so; must she not then be answer'd?

DUKE ORSINO There is no woman who can bide the beating of so strong passion as love does give my heart; no woman’s heart so big, to hold so much.Alas, their love may be called appetite.

VIOLA Ay, but I know—

DUKE ORSINO What do you know?

VIOLA Too well what love women to men may owe: in faith, they are as true of heart as we. (пауза) My father had a daughter loved a man.

DUKE ORSINO And what's her history?

VIOLA A blank, my lord. She never told her love, but let concealment: she pined in thought, and with a green and yellow melancholy she sat like patience on a monument, smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed? We men may say more, swear more: but indeed our shows are more than will.

DUKE ORSINO But died your sister of her love, my boy?

VIOLA I am all the daughters of my father’s house…and all the brothers too. (пауза) And yet I know not. Sir, shall I to this lady?

DUKE ORSINO Ay, that's the theme. To her in haste; give her this jewel; say, my love can give no place, bide no denay.

Уходят со сцены.

СЛОВА АВТОРА (пока Виола спешит к Оливии, у нее в саду бедняга Мальволио представляет себя в роли мужа Оливии, мечтая о ее любви и своем статусе).

SCENE 5

MARIA I know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting (закрывает письмо)! Lie you there, (Бросает письмо на пол) for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling. Мария уходит.

Входит Мальволио.

MALVOLIO It is but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she did affect me. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect than any one else that follows her. What should I think on it?

Пока он толкает речь, тихо выходят сэр Тоби и сэр Эндрю, и начинают за ним подглядывать.

SIR TOBY Here's this overconfident rogue!

FABIAN O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him!

SIR ANDREW I could so beat the rogue!

SIR TOBY Peace, I say.

MALVOLIO To be Count Malvolio!

SIR TOBY Ah, rooooooogue!

SIR ANDREW Pistol him, pistol him.

SIR TOBY Peace, peace!

MALVOLIO There is example for’t; the lady of the Strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.

SIR ANDREW Fie on him!

FABIAN O, peace! now he's deeply in.

MALVOLIO After 3 monthes of our marriage, I will sit in my state,--

SIR TOBY To hit him in the eye!

MALVOLIO Call my officers about me, having come from a day-bed, where I have left Olivia sleeping,

SIR TOBY Fire and brimstone!

FABIAN O, peace, peace!

MALVOLIO And than Toby approachesand gives me his respect. (кланяется налево и направо)

SIR TOBY Shall this fellow live?

FABIAN Yet peace.

MALVOLIO I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control,--

SIR TOBY And does not Toby take you a blow of the lips then?

MALVOLIO Saying, 'Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your niece give me this prerogative of speech,'--

SIR TOBY What, what?

MALVOLIO 'You must amend your drunkenness.’

SIR TOBY Out, scab!

FABIAN Nay, patience,

MALVOLIO 'Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a foolish knight,'—

SIR ANDREW That's me, I warrant you.

MALVOLIO 'One Sir Andrew,’...(увидел письмо) What employment have we here? (поднимает письмо)

FABIAN Now is the woodcock near the gin.

SIR TOBY O, peace! and the spirit of humour intimate reading aloud to him!

MALVOLIO By my life, this is my lady's hand (начинает читать) 'To the unknown beloved, this, and my good wishes: ’--her very phrases! It is my lady. To whom should this be?

SIR TOBY Excellent wench, say I.

MALVOLIO M,--Malvolio; M,--why, that begins my name. (смотрит на письмо, указывая на текст в нем)

FABIAN Did not I say he would work it out? the cur is excellent at faults.

MALVOLIO M,O,A,I è it would bow to me, for every one of these letters are in my name. Soft!here follows prose (читатет).’If this fall into your hand, revolve. In my stars I am above you; but be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

(радуется и говорит) I will be proud, I will read politic authors, I will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash off gross acquaintance; for every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me.

Here is yet a postscript.

You can not choose but know who I am. If you entertain my love, let it appear in your smiling; therefore in my presence still smile, dear my sweet, and don’t forget about yellow stockings , I love them so!.’

Jove, I thank you: I will smile; I will do everything that my lady desires!

Мальволио уходит со сцены. Появляются Сэр Тоби, сэр Эндрю и Фабиан, смеющиеся до слез.

SIR TOBY I could marry this wench for this device.

SIR ANDREW So could I too.

FABIAN Here comes my noble gull-catcher.

Входит Мария:

MARIA Say true; does it work upon him?

SIR TOBY Like aqua-vitae with a midwife.

MARIA Ahaaa (смеется) he will come to her smiling like an idiot and wearing stockings of yellow color, that she detests! This will turn him in a notable contempt. If you want to see, follow me.

Смеются как потепевшие уходят со сцены.

SCENE 6

На сцене уже Виола, ждет Оливию. Входит Оливия, за ней бежит сэр Эндрю:

SER ANDREW Lady, my lady, I...

OLIVIA Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearing. (резко отворачивается от Сэра Эндрю, тот в шоке и обиде уходит со сцены)

VIOLA Good day to you, my Countess!

OLIVIA Give me your hand, sir.

VIOLA Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts on my Count’s behalf.

OLIVIA O, by your leave, I pray you, I bade you never speak again of him: but, would you undertake another suit, I had rather hear you to solicit that than music from the spheres.

VIOLA Dear lady,--

OLIVIA Give me leave, what might you think? To one of your receiving enough is shown: a cypress, not a bosom, hideth my heart. So, let me hear you speak.

VIOLA I pity you.

OLIVIA That's a degree to love.

VIOLA No, it is a vulgar proof, that very often we pity enemies.

OLIVIA Why, then, it seems to me it’s time to smile again. Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you: and yet, when wit and youth is come to harvest, your wife is alike to reap a proper man: there lies your way, due west.

VIOLA Then westward-ho!

Grace and good disposition attend your ladyship!

OLIVIA Stay: I pray , tell me what thou think of me.

VIOLA That you do think you are not what you are.

OLIVIA If I think so, I think the same of you.

VIOLA Then think you right: I am not what I am.

OLIVIA Cesario, by the roses of the spring, by maidhood, honour, truth and every thing, I love you so, that, in spite of all thy pride, nor wit nor reason can my passion hide.

Оливия хватает Виолу за руку, тянется к ней.

VIOLA By innocence I swear, and by my youth I have one heart, one bosom and one truth, and that no woman has; nor never none shall mistress be of it, save I alone. And so adieu, good madam: never more will I my master's tears to you deplore.

OLIVIA Yet come again; for your Count perhaps may move that heart, which now abhors, to like his love.

СЛОВА АВТОРА (Похоже Оливия влюбилась в девушку, думая что это мужчина. Что ж, посмотрим , чем все обернется)

SCENE 7

SIR ANDREW No, I'll not stay a jot longer here!

SIR TOBY What is the reason?

SIR ANDREW Marry, I saw your niece do more favours to the count's serving-man than ever she bestowed upon me; I saw it in the orchard.

SIR TOBY Did she see you the while, old boy? tell me

that.

SIR ANDREW As plain as I see you now.

FABIAN This was a great argument of love in her

toward you.

SIR ANDREW Will you make an ass of me?

FABIAN She did show favour to the servant in your sight only to exasperate you, to put fire in your heart. You should then have accosted her. Buuut you didn’t. Now you can attract her attention just by some loudable attempt either of valour or policy !

SIR ANDREW It must be with valour. For policy I hate…

SIR TOBY Then, challenge the count's youth to fight with you; hurt him in eleven places: my niece shall take note of it.

FABIAN There is no way but this, Sir Andrew.

SIR ANDREW Will either of you bear me a challenge

to him?

SIR TOBY Go, write a letter to him, be crust and brief: taunt him with the licence of ink:

SIR ANDREW Where shall I find you?

SIR TOBY We'll call you at the cubiculo: go

Сэр Эндрю воодушевленно уходит со сцены.

MARIA If you desire laughing yourself into stitches, follow me. Yond gull Malvolio a very renegado. He’s already in Olivia’s, in yellow stockings ! (смеется)

SIR TOBY Come, bring us, bring us where he is.

Уходят со сцены.

SCENE 8

SEBASTIAN My kind Antonio, I can no other answer

make but thanks, and thanks. My bosom is full of kindness to you. You’ve saved me from the breach of the sea, where my sister drowned…

ANTONIO Alas the day!

SEBASTIAN She much resembled me, was yet of many accounted beautiful and fair.She is drowned already, sir, with salt water, though I seem to drown her remembrance again with more.

ANTONIO Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.

SEBASTIAN O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble.

ANTONIO If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant.

SEBASTIAN I’m bound to the Count Orsino’s court. I have to go there.

ANTONIO The gentleness of all the gods go with you! I have many enemies in Orsino's court, else would I very shortly see you there. Hold ser, here is my purse. You might need it!

SEBASTIAN I’ll be your purse-bearer, Thank you !

ANTONIO Oh, I adore you so, that danger shall seem sport, and maybe I will see you in Orsino’s Court! Farewell!

Сваливают со сцены.

SCENE 9

Оливия и Мальволио на сцене. Мальволио в желтых чулках. Мария, сэр Эндрю, Сэр Тоби и Фабиан подглядывают и ржут.

OLIVIA Are you smiling? I sent for you upon a sad

occasion.

MALVOLIO Sad, lady! I could be sad if it pleases your eye.

OLIVIA Why, what is the matter with you?

MALVOLIO Not black in my mind, though yellow in my legs. (указывает на ноги, на желтые чулки)

OLIVIA Will you go to bed, Malvolio?

MALVOLIO To bed! ay, sweet-heart, and I'll come to you. (падает на колени к Оливии и начинает целовать ее руки)

OLIVIA God comfort you! Why do you smile so and kiss my hand so often?(пытается вырваться)

MALVOLIO 'Be not afraid of greatness:' it was well

written.

OLIVIA What do you mean by that, Malvolio?

MALVOLIO 'Some are born great,'--

OLIVIA Ha!

MALVOLIO 'Some achieve greatness,'--

OLIVIA What do you say?

MALVOLIO 'And some have greatness thrust upon

them.'

OLIVIA Heaven restore you!

MALVOLIO 'Remember who commended my yellow

stockings,'—

OLIVIA Your yellow stockings!

MALVOLIO 'Go to your art made, if you desir to

be so;'--

OLIVIA Have I made?Why, this is very midsummer madness.

Входит Фэст.

FESTE Madam, the young gentleman of the Count Orsino's is returned: he attends your ladyship's pleasure.

OLIVIA I'll come to him. Good Maria, let this fellow be looked to. Where's my cousin Toby? Let some of my people have a special care of him. (пробегает мимо Марии и Тоби и Эндрю)

Фест и Оливия убегают со сцены.

MALVOLIO O, ho! do you come near me now? No worse man than Sir Toby to look to me! This concurs directly with the letter: she sends him on purpose, that I may appear stubborn to him; for she incites me to that in the letter. OOOh ! I have limed her;

УУУУУ, Barbara Streisand …!!!))))

SCENE 10

FABIAN Here he is, here he is. How is it with you,

sir?

MALVOLIO Go off; I discard you: let me enjoy my

private: go off.

MARIA Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have

a care of him.

MALVOLIO Ah, ha! does she so?

SIR TOBY What, man! defy the devil:

consider, he's an enemy to mankind.

MALVOLIO Do you know what you say?

MARIA La you, an you speak ill of the devil, how he

takes it at heart!

MALVOLIO Go, hang yourselves all! you are idle

shallow things: I am not of your element: you shall

know more hereafter.

Мальволио уходит с гордо поднятой головой .

SIR TOBY Is it possible?Let’s have him in a dark room and bound.

FABIAN Why, we shall make him mad indeed.

SIR TOBY My niece is already in the belief that he's mad: we may carry it thus, for our pleasure and his penance.

Все его поддерживают «Let's do it», ржут.

Вбегает Сэр Эндрю:

SER ANDREW.’ Here’s the letter. Will you give it to this gull messenger?

MARIA You may have very fit occasion for it: he is

now in some commerce with my lady.

SIR TOBY I will! Now Go, Sir Andrew: scout me for him at the corner the orchard: so soon as ever you see him, draw; and, as you draw swear horrible. And wait foe me here! Away!

SIR ANDREW I will!!

SIR TOBY Now will not I deliver his letter, the youth will find it comes from a clodpole. But, sir, I will deliver his challenge by word of mouth and drive the gentleman into a most hideous opinion of his rage, skill, fury and impetuosity. The same I’ll tell Ser Andrew ! This will so fright them both that they will kill one another by the look.

FABIAN Here he comes with your niece: give them way till he take leave, and presently after him.

SIR TOBYI will meditate the while upon some horrid message for a challenge.

SCENE 11

Оливия и Виола на сцене.

OLIVIA Here, wear this jewel for me, it is my picture;

refuse it not; it has no tongue to vex you;and I beseech you come again to-morrow.

VIOLA No lady, your true love is for my master.

OLIVIA How with mine honour may I give him that

which I have given to you?

VIOLA I will acquit you.

OLIVIA Well, come again to-morrow: fare you well:

a fiend like you might bear my soul to hell.

Оливия уходит со сцены, Виола направляется в другую сторону. Там ее поджидает Сэр Тоби.

SIR TOBY Gentleman, God save you.

VIOLA And you, sir.

SIR TOBY I don’t know what wrong have you done to him, but your assailant, full of despite, bloody as the hunter, attends you at the orchard-end.

VIOLA You mistake, sir; I am sure no man has any

quarrel to me.

SIR TOBYYou'll find it otherwise, I assure you:

VIOLA I pray you, sir, what is he?

SIR TOBYHe is knight, dubbed with unhatched rapier; but he is a devil in private brawl.

VIOLA I will return again into the house and desire

some conduct of the lady. I am no fighter.

SIR TOBY Sir, no; his indignation derives itself out of a very competent injury: therefore, get you on and give him his desire.

VIOLA This is as uncivil as strange. I beseech you, do me this courteous office, as to know of the knight what my offence to him is: it is something of my negligence, nothing of my purpose.

SIR TOBY I will do so. Signior Fabian, stay you by this gentleman till my return.

VIOLA Pray you, sir, do you know of this matter?

FABIAN I know the knight is incensed against you, even to a mortal arbitrement. He is, indeed, sir, the most skilful, bloody and fatal opposite that you could possibly have found in any

part of Illyria..

VIOLA Oh, my God!

Выходит сэр Эндрю. Сэр Тоби подходит к нему. Виола и Фабиан стоят в одном конце сцены, Тоби и Эндрю в другом, типо не вместе.

SIR TOBY Why, man, he's a very devil; I have not seen such a firago.

SIR ANDREW Oh, really?! I'll not meddle with him.

SIR TOBY Ay, but he will not now be pacified. Ok, I’ll try to speak with him once more !

SIR ANDREW I’ll be much bound to you for it!

Сэр Тоби озвращается к Виоле:

SIR TOBY There's no remedy, sir; he will fight with you for's oath sake:

VIOLA Pray God defend me! A little thing would make me tell them how much I lack of a man.

FABIAN Give ground, if you see him furious.

Сэр Тоби опять бежит к Сэру Эндрю, толкает его в направлении Виолы:

SIR TOBY Come, Sir Andrew, there's no remedy; the gentleman will, for his honour's sake, have one bout with you.

SIR ANDREW Pray God, he keep his oath!

VIOLA I do assure you, it is against my will.

FABIANStrip your swords !

Драка, шпаги и прочая ересь…Виола и Эндрю делают вид, что бьются..

Входит Антонио, видит драку, орет:

ANTONIO Put up your sword. If this young gentleman have done offence, I take the fault on me: if you offend him, I for him defy you.

SIR TOBY You, sir! Why, what are you?

ANTONIO One, sir, that for his love dares yet do more than you have heard him brag to you he will.

SIR TOBY Nay, if you be an undertaker, I am for you.

FABIAN O good Sir Toby, hold!

Фабиан бросает шпагу Тоби

SIR TOBY I'll be with you anon.

Драка №2: Тоби vs Антонио!

Входят 2 офицера по душу Антонио. Печалька…=(

First Officer This is the man; do your office.

Second Officer Antonio, I arrest you at the suit of Count Orsino.

ANTONIO You do mistake me, sir.

First Officer No, sir, no jot; Take him away: he knows I know him well.

Антонио обращается к Виоле:

ANTONIO I must obey. This comes with seeking you: but there's no remedy; I shall answer it. What will you do? Now my necessity makes me to ask you for my purse.

Second Officer Come, sir, away.

ANTONIO I must entreat of you some of that money.

VIOLA What money, sir?

ANTONIO Will you deny me now? Do not tempt my misery for all that kindnesses that I have done for you.

VIOLA I know of none; nor know I you by voice or any

feature.

ANTONIO O heavens themselves!

Second Officer Come, sir, I pray you, go.

ANTONIO Let me speak a little. This youth that you see here I snatched out of the jaws of death, relieved him with such sanctity of love, and he seemed to me so devoted. Thank you , Sebastian…

First Officer The man grows mad: away with him! Come, come, sir.

ANTONIO Lead me on.

Офицеры и Антонио уходят.

VIOLA It seems to me his words do from such passion fly, that he believes himself: so do not I. Prove true, imagination, o, prove true, that I, dear brother, be now taken for you! He named Sebastian…who so resembled me...

Виола уходит со сцены.

SIR TOBY A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward than a hare: his dishonesty appears in leaving his friend here in necessity and denying him.

SIR ANDREW I'll after him again and beat him.

SIR TOBY Do; cuff him soundly, but never draw your

sword.

SIR ANDREW An I do not!

FABIAN Come, let's see the event.

СЛОВА АВТОРА (О Себастьяне , который по пути в графство Орсино заблудил в графство Оливии)

SCENE 12

На сцене Себастьян и Фэст

SEBASTIANWell, I do not know you, I say!

FESTE Well, I do not know you too than; nor your name is not Master Cesario; nor this is not my nose neither. Nothing that is so is so.

Вбегает сэр Эндрю и Тоби:

SIR ANDREW Now, sir, have I met you again? There's

for you.

SEBASTIAN Why, there's for me, and there, and there. Are all the people mad?

SIR TOBY Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger over

the house.

SIR ANDREW Nay, let him alone.

SEBASTIAN Let go your hand.

SIR TOBY Come, sir, I will not let you go.

SEBASTIAN I will be free from you. What would you now?

SIR TOBY What, what? Nay, then I must have an ounce or two of this malapert blood from you.

Драка №3 : Себастьян против Тоби и Эндрю. Ранил Тоби, дал по голове Эндрю.

Вбегает Оливия, в шоке:

OLIVIA Hold, Toby; on your life I charge you, hold!

SIR TOBY Madam!

OLIVIA Will it be ever thus? Where are your manners? Out of my sight! (Выгоняет Тоби и Эндрю)

Be not offended, dear Cesario. Go with me to my house. Beshrew his soul for me, he started one poor heart of mine in you.

SEBASTIANOr I am mad, or else this is a dream: let fancy

still my sense in Lethe steep; if it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!

OLIVIA Nay, come, I pray; would you be ruled

by me!?

SEBASTIAN Madam, I will!

OLIVIA O, say so, and so be!

SCENE 13

Короче такая тема: Мальволио заперли в клетке, накрытой черной тканью и вывозят на сцену, он плачет, кричит.

К нему подходит Фест, под видом священника, Мария рядом:

FESTE Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself

In it. (говорит МАрии – одевая шляпу священника).

MARIA:Jove bless you , Master!

Фест Подходит к клетке:

FESTE What, ho, I say! peace in this prison!

MALVOLIO Who calls there?

FESTE Sir Topas the priest, who comes to visit Malvolio the lunatic.

MALVOLIO Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas,

go to my lady.

MARIA Well said, Master Parson.

MALVOLIO Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, do not think I am mad: they have laid me here in hideous darkness.

FESTE Master Malvolio?

MALVOLIO Good fool, help me to some light and some paper: I tell you, I am as well in my wits as any man in Illyria.

FESTE I will help you to do it. But tell me true, are you not mad indeed?

MALVOLIO Believe me, I am not mad; I tell you true.

FESTE Nay, I'll never believe a madman till I see his brains.

I will fetch you light and paper and ink.

FESTE I am gone, sir,

And anon, sir,

I'll be with you again,

In a trice,

Like to the old Vice,

Your need to sustain;

Adieu, good man devil.

Фест и Мария смеясь уходят, Мальволио увозят в клетке.

SCENE 14

Оливия и Себастьян и священник на сцене.

SEBASTIAN Or maybe the lady's mad; yet, if it were so, she could not sway her house, command her followers, take and give back affairs and their dispatch with such a smooth, discreet and stable bearing as I perceive she does: there's something in it that is deceiveable.

OLIVIA Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well, now go with me and with this holy man into the chantry by: there, before him, and underneath that consecrated roof, plight me the full assurance of your faith. He shall conceal it whiles you are willing it shall come to note. What do you say?

SEBASTIAN I'll follow this good man, and go with you; and, having sworn truth, ever will be true.

OLIVIA Then lead the way, good father; and heavens so shine, that they may fairly note this act of mine!

Свадьба, ёпт!

СЛОВА АВТОРА (Оливия женила на себе Себастьяна, Орсино собрался к Оливии)

SCENE 15 (у входа в дворец Оливии)

На сцене: Фэст, Орсино, Виола

ORSINO Belong you to the Lady Olivia, friend?

FESTE Ay, sir; I'm one of her trappings.

ORSINO You can fool no more money out of me at

this throw: if you will let your lady know I am here to

speak with her.

VIOLA Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me.

Входят 2 офицера и Антонио

ORSINO That face of his I do remember well. He was fighting against me years ago!

VIOLA He did me kindness, sir, drew on my side; but

in conclusion put strange speech upon me: I know not

what it was but distraction.

ORSINO Notable pirate! A salt-water thief! What do you do here , my enemie? When came you to this town?

ANTONIO Antonio never yet was thief or pirate, though I confess, on base and ground enough, Orsino's enemy. Today, my lord; and for three months before, no interim , both day and night did we keep company with this youth (указывает на Виолу).

ORSINO Here comes the countess: now heaven walks on earth.(Идет Оливия на сцену) But for you, fellow; fellow, your words are madness: three months this youth has tended upon me; but more of that anon. Take him aside.

OLIVIA What would my lord, but that he may not have, wherein Olivia may seem serviceable? Cesario, you do not keep promise with me.

VIOLA Madam!

ORSINO Gracious Olivia,–

OLIVIA What do you say, Cesario? Good my lord,–

VIOLA My lord would speak; my duty hushes me.

OLIVIA If it be aught to the old tune, my lord, it is as

fat and fulsome to mine ear as howling after music.

ORSINO Still so cruel?

OLIVIA Still so constant, lord.

ORSINO What, to perverseness? You are lady for whom my soul breathes ! What shall I do?

OLIVIA I’m not for you, my Lord! And Cesario must have told you about this!.

ORSINOI see…Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief:I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love, to spite a raven's

heart within a dove.

VIOLA And I, most jocund, apt and willingly, to do you rest, a thousand deaths would die.

OLIVIA Where goes Cesario?

VIOLA After him I love more than I love these eyes, more than my life, more, by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife.

ORSINO Come, away!

OLIVIA Whither, my lord? Cesario, husband, stay.

ORSINO Husband!

OLIVIA Ay, husband: can he that deny?

ORSINO Her husband, sirrah!

VIOLA No, my lord, not I.

OLIVIA Alas, it is the baseness of your fear that makes

you strangle your propriety: fear not, Cesario;

take your fortunes up.

Появляется священник

O, welcome, father! Father, I charge you, by your reverence, here to unfold what you do know has newly passed between this youth and me.

PRIEST A contract of eternal bond of love, confirmed by mutual joinder of your hands, attested by the holy close of lips, strengthen'd by interchangement of your rings; and all the ceremony of this compact sealed in my function, by my testimony.

ORSINO Farewell, and take her; but direct your feet where you are and I henceforth may never meet.

VIOLA My lord, I do protest--

OLIVIA O, do not swear! Hold little faith, though

you have too much fear.

Вбегает Сэр Эндрю.

SIR ANDREW For the love of God, a surgeon! Send

one presently to Sir Toby.

OLIVIA What's the matter?

SIR ANDREW He has broke my head across and has

hurt Sir Toby too: for the love of God, your help!

OLIVIA Who has done this, Sir Andrew?

SIR ANDREW The count's gentleman, one Cesario:

ORSINO My gentleman, Cesario?

SIR ANDREW here he is!

VIOLA Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you.

SIR ANDREW Here comes Sir Toby halting; you shall hear more.

Заходит Сэр Тоби

ORSINO How now, gentleman! how is it with you?

SIR TOBY Sot, did see Dick surgeon, sot?

FESTE O, he's drunk, Sir Toby….

SIR TOBY Then he's a rogue, I hate a drunken rogue.

OLIVIA Away with him! Who has made this havoc

with him?

SIR ANDREW I'll help you, Sir Toby.

SIR TOBY Will you help? an ass-head and a coxcomb

and a knave, a gull! (оскорбительно в отношении сэра Эндрю)

OLIVIA Get him to bed, and let his hurt be looked to.

Вбегает Себастьян

SEBASTIAN I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsman: pardon me, sweet one.

ORSINO One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons, A natural perspective, that is and is not!

SEBASTIAN Antonio, O my dear Antonio! How have the hours tortured me, since I have lost you!

ANTONIO Sebastian are you?

SEBASTIAN Fear you that, Antonio?

ANTONIO How have you made division of yourself?. Which is Sebastian?

OLIVIA Most wonderful!

Все в шоке. Виола и Себастьян ,наконец, встречаются взглядом.

SEBASTIAN Do I stand there? I never had a brother; I had a sister, whom the blind waves have devoured. Of charity, what kin are you to me? What countryman? what name? what parentage?

VIOLA Of Messaline: Sebastian was my father; such a Sebastian was my brother too, so went he suited to his watery tomb: if spirits can assume both form and suit

you come to fright us.

SEBASTIAN A spirit I am indeed, I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, and say 'Thrice-welcome, drowned Viola!'

VIOLA My father had a mole upon his brow.

SEBASTIAN And so had mine.

VIOLA And died that day when Viola from her birth had numbered thirteen years.

SEBASTIAN O, that record is lively in my soul!

VIOLA If nothing lets to make us happy both, do cohere and jump that I am Viola. And all the occurrence of my fortune since has been between this lady and this lord.

Наконец-то до них дошло, что они брат и сестра: обнимаются, типо плачут.

Себастьян подходит к ошарашенной Оливии:

SEBASTIAN So comes it, lady, you have been mistook: but nature to her bias drew in that. You would have been contracted to a maid.

Обнимает Оливию.

ORSINO (подходит к Оливии и Себастьяну, которые обнимаются типо J )Now everything is clear, for what I feel myself so happy! And I can wish you just happiness and love !

(подходит к Виоле, которая стоит к нему спиной) Boy, you have said to me a thousand times how a woman can love me with all her heart meaning yourself…?

VIOLA And all those sayings will I overswear.

ORSINO Give me your hand Your master quits you…(Виола поворачивается к нему медленно )and since you’ve called me master for so long, here is my hand: you shall from this time be your master's mistress. (обнимашки-целовашки у Орсино и Виолы ^_^ )

До Оливии наконец дошло, она подходит к Виоле:

OLIVIA A sister! you are she. (тоже обнимаются и возвращаются к своим хахалям)

(хэппи-энд, ёпт, все обнимаются и целуются – по желанию ;)

Выходят ВСЕ!, пляшут, радуются, хлопают в ладоши, короче все очень мило, все дико рады !

Но ! К Оливии подходит Фэст, без слов дает ей письмо. И она такая:

Olivia: From Malvolio?

Появляется Мальволио, весь в саже, грязный, непричесанный, с обиженным видом, короче явно где-то шлялся. Все затихли, Оливия чуть-чуть в шоке:

OLIVIA: Oh, no! Malvolio!

MALVOLIO Madam, you have done me wrong,

notorious wrong.

OLIVIA Have I, Malvolio? no.

MALVOLIO Lady, you have. Pray you, peruse that

letter.

(пока Оливия втыкает , что это за письмо, Мальволио толкает трогательную речь):

MALVOLIO: Why? Why did you do with me so? Why did I have to smile and …wear my yellow stockings? Why was I locked in the darkness, where I was sitting as in cage? Some priest came to me and began joking at me (указывает на священника, а тот такой в шоке) ! Why? For what all that?

OLIVIA Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing, Though, I confess, much like the character but out of question it is Maria's hand., it was she first told me you was mad…

FABIAN Good madam, hear me speak, most freely I confess, myself and Toby set this device against Malvolio here. Maria wrote the letter at Sir Toby's great importance; in recompense where of he has married her.

OLIVIA Alas, poor fool, how have they baffled you!

MARIA Why, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them.'

SER TOBY Do you remember saying: “You are idle shallow things: I’m not of your element! And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.

MALVOLIO I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you.

Мальволио уходит с гордо поднятой головой, но все лахают, только тихо, типо посмеиваются .

OLIVIA He has been most notoriously abused.

ORSINO Pursue him and entreat him to a peace.

OLIVIA: And I was so cruel with you, Duke !

DUKE ORSINO: If you hadn’t been so, we would have never found our beloved ones !

Сэр Тоби берет гитару и начинает петь.

SER TOBY

When that I was and a little tiny boy,