BRIDGET
He’s my pen friend!
NICK
All right!
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each
I will go to the shoe shop.
ANNIE
And I will go to the clothes shop.
BRIDGET
No, I’ll go to the clothes shop!
ANNIE
OK, I’ll just buy the shirt.
BRIDGET
I’ll buy the trousers!
NICK
Good! Hah!
HECTOR
Good.
ANNIE
Right, let’s go!
Oh, no, I completely forgot!
We need, eggs, lemons and dog food.
Oh, it’s all right, I’ll do it on line later.
HECTOR
Eggs, lemon, dog food.
ANNIE
Oh well done, Hector.
BRIDGET
Bye Hector.
Oh and don’t answer the phone, it might be the tarantula.
HECTOR
OK.
NICK
Bye Hector, be good.
And if you can’t be good, be careful.
Ha-ha.
HECTOR
Eh?
NICK
Never mind!
ANNIE [sending email]
‘Nadia I have a cold.
Bridget has a cold and Hector has …’
BRIDGET
… New pyjamas.
ANNIE [sending email]
‘Terrible pyjamas.
Oh, you should see them Nadia.
They are so funny!’
BRIDGET [sending email]
‘Hi, sweetie.
I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.’
I’ll take him shopping.
‘But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well.
So guess what?
We’re all going shopping for Hector.’
NICK
Me, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little bit each.
BRIDGET [sending email]
‘What will he look like?’
NICK [sending email]
‘And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look.’
ANNIE
He needs a cowboy look!
NICK [sending email]
But I think he needs a biker look like me!
Yeah!
NICK
You need a look, like on a fast bike!
HECTOR
Good morning sir.
I would like a cat for my head!
Oh, room service.
Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha!
Lemons for my head!
Intercom buzzes
HECTOR
Oh, dog food for my head.
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Who’s that?
HECTOR
Aah!
The tarantula!
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
I said, who’s that?
HECTOR
Hello.
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Where’s Bridget?
HECTOR
Erm, where is Bridget?
Me, I am Bridget.
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
I don’t believe you.
HECTOR
Yes, I have a cold! [Sneezes]
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Oh, I’m sorry.
HECTOR
[Sneezes]
Oh, thank you. [Sneezes]
Dog barks
HECTOR
Ssh!
Charlie!
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Is that a dog?
HECTOR
No, no, it is not a dog, … Annie has a cold also!
Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Oh, poor Annie.
HECTOR
Thank you.
[Sneezes]
Now goodbye!
[Sneezes]
Oh, oh ole!
I am Hector, I speak Englis …
Eggs, lemons, dog food.
Eggs, lemons, dog food.
HECTOR
Oh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie.
ANNIE
Good afternoon Hector.
I bought this for you.
HECTOR
Oh, what is it?
ANNIE
Try it on.
HECTOR
Eh?
ANNIE
TRY IT ON!
HECTOR
TRY IT ON?
Oh, try it on!
Oh, ah.
BRIDGET
Where’s Hector?
ANNIE
In the bathroom.
BRIDGET
Good.
I’ll give this to him.
ANNIE
It’s OK, I’ll give it to him!