BRIDGET

He’s my pen friend!

 

NICK

All right!

Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each

I will go to the shoe shop.

 

ANNIE

And I will go to the clothes shop.

 

BRIDGET

No, I’ll go to the clothes shop!

 

ANNIE

OK, I’ll just buy the shirt.

 

BRIDGET

I’ll buy the trousers!

 

NICK

Good! Hah!

 

HECTOR

Good.

 

ANNIE

Right, let’s go!

Oh, no, I completely forgot!

We need, eggs, lemons and dog food.

Oh, it’s all right, I’ll do it on line later.

 

HECTOR

Eggs, lemon, dog food.

 

ANNIE

Oh well done, Hector.

 

BRIDGET

Bye Hector.

Oh and don’t answer the phone, it might be the tarantula.

 

HECTOR

OK.

 

NICK

Bye Hector, be good.

And if you can’t be good, be careful.

Ha-ha.

 

HECTOR

Eh?

 

NICK

Never mind!

 

ANNIE [sending email]

‘Nadia I have a cold.

Bridget has a cold and Hector has …’

 

BRIDGET

… New pyjamas.

 

ANNIE [sending email]

‘Terrible pyjamas.

Oh, you should see them Nadia.

They are so funny!’

 

BRIDGET [sending email]

‘Hi, sweetie.

I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.’

I’ll take him shopping.

‘But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well.

So guess what?

We’re all going shopping for Hector.’

 

NICK

Me, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little bit each.

 

BRIDGET [sending email]

‘What will he look like?’

 

NICK [sending email]

‘And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look.’

 

ANNIE

He needs a cowboy look!

 

NICK [sending email]

But I think he needs a biker look like me!

Yeah!

 

NICK

You need a look, like on a fast bike!

 

HECTOR

Good morning sir.

I would like a cat for my head!

Oh, room service.

Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha!

Lemons for my head!

 

Intercom buzzes

 

HECTOR

Oh, dog food for my head.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Who’s that?

 

HECTOR

Aah!

The tarantula!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

I said, who’s that?

 

HECTOR

Hello.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Where’s Bridget?

 

HECTOR

Erm, where is Bridget?

Me, I am Bridget.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

I don’t believe you.

 

HECTOR

Yes, I have a cold! [Sneezes]

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Oh, I’m sorry.

 

HECTOR

[Sneezes]

Oh, thank you. [Sneezes]

 

Dog barks

 

HECTOR

Ssh!

Charlie!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Is that a dog?

 

HECTOR

No, no, it is not a dog, … Annie has a cold also!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Oh, poor Annie.

 

HECTOR

Thank you.

[Sneezes]

Now goodbye!

[Sneezes]

Oh, oh ole!

I am Hector, I speak Englis …

Eggs, lemons, dog food.

Eggs, lemons, dog food.

HECTOR

Oh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie.

 

ANNIE

Good afternoon Hector.

I bought this for you.

 

HECTOR

Oh, what is it?

 

ANNIE

Try it on.

 

HECTOR

Eh?

 

ANNIE

TRY IT ON!

 

HECTOR

TRY IT ON?

Oh, try it on!

Oh, ah.

 

BRIDGET

Where’s Hector?

 

ANNIE

In the bathroom.

 

BRIDGET

Good.

I’ll give this to him.

 

ANNIE

It’s OK, I’ll give it to him!